gimme a foot in the door

clever!

Foot in the Door Door Stop from The Spoon Sisters $9.50

Gimme Ipod Boom Box

Pure ghetto fabulous awesomeness.

Ipod Boom Box by SuckUK at Patricia Field $40.00

gimme time off for good behavior

If my financial situation doesn't look up soon, this bag might be more than ironic At least I have a sense of humor about my zero balance.

Citizen Citizen Shoplifter Bag at Fitzsu Society $50

gimme another distraction at work

"These adorable animals pop their heads up and down in response to sound or interaction. They are a totally cute and unique conversation piece for any desk. Available in duck, panda, frog, rabbit, monkey, or bear. Generally they react to sound in the same way and so pop in unison. ."

Hop Pop Available for $17 each, or $88 for the set of six

gimme take your dog to work day

The real Take Your Dog to Work Day is June 20, but wouldn't it be nice to keep your pooch at your desk every day?

Doggie Stapler $12 at Red Stamp

gimme a compliment

"Turn him upside down, peer into the viewing window (just like a Magic 8 Ball), and a cheery thought or compliment will rise to the top. You don't even have to ask a question (don't you work hard enough already?). The happy face on the back will be smiling at you as you turn the ball for the next encouraging remark, such as "Your breath is so minty", "You look marvelous", or "Have you lost weight?"

Affirmation Ball $8

Abusive Stamps

Work piling up on your desk, too? Follow this simple and easy filing system:

Abusive Stamps $7.95 each